The Ghost Life

To be honest with you I think about this everyday. Honestly for the most part of the day. If I were a ghost I would probably go and help people that I see needs it. For example, a small child drops their ice cream cone...I sweep through and catch the cone. Hurray! The child is happy again. Or I see an elderly woman start to trip and almost fall...WHOOSH! I sweep through and break her fall or help her gain her balance. But, on the other hand for bad people like rapists and felons...they would get messed with and possibly killed. Then when I get bored I'll probably deliver a few wedgies just for the heck of it. It builds character.