Thursday, December 11, 2014

Wow..it's been a year.

Well. I don't remember a lot of this last year because I blocked most of it out for reasons I don't wanna say. I do remember my sister and mom trying to throw me a surpise sweet sixteen...but that surprise got ruined for one of my unmentionable reasons. Then my sister moved back home. That was sourbittersweet. That means a lot of complete crap and a little sugar to sprinkle on top. Then my dad found a job in Texas which he is now gone for. I won't see him for an extemely long time. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to endure...I miss his handlebarred face more than I knew was possible. But, one good thing about this year is I got my amazing boyfriend. He makes me happier than anything in this rough patch. He's perfect :)

I Hate It.

Okay first thing I'm going to say is that snow is the devil. I get it. People lied to you and said that hell is hot with fire. No. It's freezing with snow all over it. But, I have't always had this hatred. When I was a kid I was a snow girl. I wasn't happy if there wasn't snow. The coolest thing I've ever made was an igloo in the parking lot by my house. It was so cool. I could go down in it and sit. It was cool. But, now I hate the snow and the cold and the winter. It should die.

Looky what I found!!(:(:(:(:(:(:

So I'm strollin around the high school around about three in the morning...must have slept walked or something. But, I woke up in the middle of sleep walking down the third floor. All of a sudden I hear a huge BOOM in the garage. I walk down there to figure out if anyone's hurt or not. I see a bright light come through the crack in the cement. I knew then and there I was just dead. Then all of a sudden Ms. Devlin comes out of nowhere. She looks scared. "What the cracknugget is going on Ms. Devlin!??!?!!?." She finally catches her breath and says "Come...I'll take you to my leader." She spreads the cement apart and we go down a set of spiral stairs. I see Hudson...She's wearing a huge cowboy hat....a boa..and a pair of huge sunglasses. She spots me...stares into my soul. "Would you like to..............TURN UP FOR WHAT!??" Then the chicken song comes on...we all break into dance...Hudson's spinning on her head and everything, This was the best sleepwalk I've ever had. :)